Tumblr Mouse Cursors
RANDOMNESS AT ITS FINEST

legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

“So how’s school?”

(via kyleiv5-deactivated20140517)

prongsvsrudolph:

Whenever I meet someone who likes Harry Potter, I get really excited but I have to tell myself to calm down and be cool and tread carefully because chances are they just like Harry Potter and I don’t want to scare them off by unleashing the Harry Potter maniac monster within me in all its glory

(via crosslines-blog)

the little 5 year old girl I babysit

  • me: What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
  • her: Instead of the prince?
  • me: Instead of the prince
  • her: So her daughter would have two mommies?
  • me: Yes
  • her: two princess mommies...
  • me:
  • her:
  • me:
  • her: fabulous

not-obama:

carryonmylonelyangel:

amazingandonfire:

once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room

I had an English teacher who thought these two students were nice together, so she made them partners on a project.

They got married.

image

(via crosslines-blog)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(via crosslines-blog)

winchesters-sassbutt:

dea-goes-a-tumbln:

I guess this just goes to show that we ALL see flaws in ourselves, regardless of what other people might see. I mean, I don’t LIKE that they think/say these things about themselves, but it puts things in perspective a bit.

image

(via crosslines-blog)

Timestamp: 1392906217

winchesters-sassbutt:

dea-goes-a-tumbln:

I guess this just goes to show that we ALL see flaws in ourselves, regardless of what other people might see. I mean, I don’t LIKE that they think/say these things about themselves, but it puts things in perspective a bit.

image

(via crosslines-blog)

zgroovy:

chickenortheseabass:

I just love that Aladdin gives his food to two kids. Food he went through a whole musical number for.

#A WHOLE FLUCKING MUSICAL NUMBER

(via crosslines-blog)

Timestamp: 1392906175

zgroovy:

chickenortheseabass:

I just love that Aladdin gives his food to two kids. Food he went through a whole musical number for.

#A WHOLE FLUCKING MUSICAL NUMBER

(via crosslines-blog)

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

(via crosslines-blog)

Timestamp: 1392906158

psyched-over-sykes:

CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG

(via crosslines-blog)

professionalyiffer:

the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

fun fact about bunnies!!!!!! this bun isn’t scared, it’s happy! when bunnies jump into the air and twist their bodies around, that’s called a binky, which is one of the ways they play around and have fun!

(via crosslines-blog)

Timestamp: 1392906083

professionalyiffer:

the-bard-of-doom:

WHO SCARED THIS ADORABLE PIECE OF FLUFF

fun fact about bunnies!!!!!! this bun isn’t scared, it’s happy! when bunnies jump into the air and twist their bodies around, that’s called a binky, which is one of the ways they play around and have fun!

(via crosslines-blog)